Hey, we aren’t here to judge.
We have all been there at that gut wrenching moment when your wallet puffs up hot air and your atm has none to spare. Maybe your sister’s birthday is due next week and she’s been pestering you for that iPhone and the rent is due. Or, you owe 1 Grand to Brian “Bloody” Leonard or he’ll take you out for a “good time” around the town.
Sheesh, gives me the creeps!
Sure.
You could cut grass, mow lawns or wash cars. But how long would it take for Brian to find you? Well, being one of the leading Fast loan providers in Canada has its perks.
Here are some of the creative tips that i found in my years of experience to make some quick dough and save your hyde:
1- Coin Hunt
Seriously, you might be sitting on a treasure trove right underneath your bed! I have dug up to $90 in loose change after turning my house upside down. Those nickels and dimes stashed underneath your couch and stuck inside your jeans’ pockets might be worth a look by now.
Other usual spots where they hang around is at the bottom of the washing machine, car glove compartments and underneath car seats.
The last resort is to break open your little sister’s piggy bank- don’t get caught!
2- It’s Time to Return those Unused Stuff
Ah, the buyer’s guilt is back to bite. I recommend you do an inventory check back home and figure out which stuff are lying around unused- preferably with tags. According to some store policies, Items can be returned within 90 days provided they are in pristine condition. They will either return cash with receipts or provide store credit and discounts.
Walmart allows the return of goods without receipts if they are under $25. As for Target, they can help find your receipt if you show the credit card you made the purchase with.
If you don’t have a credit card receipt at hand, a good smile might help you coast through. Admit you are at a loss and expect some sort of generosity from the staff.
Should all else fail, wait till Christmas, when the staff will give you just about anything to get out of their face and leave for home early.
3- Gambling
“Wait! Isn’t that the fastest way to lose money?“
Yes. Its is.
The grim truth is that the house always wins. The longer you play, the more likely your fortunes are about to crash.
But if you do walk in with a firm resolution that you’ll play only for X and then get out whether you win or lose, then you have a solid chance of making easy money.
An amatuer blackjack player has 50:50 chances of winning in a single chance!
If by any chance you do end up winning right on the first try, be the better man and walk out that door. Once you slip in, it’s a no show.
4- Sell Yourself
That came out creepy.
No, i didn’t mean selling yourself, but parts of yourself! That doesn’t make it any less awkward.
Here’s the deal, you can sell your blood plasma, sperms and hair for monetary reasons provided it is conducted in safe and hygienic facilities- such as hospitals.
Students can make up to $30 an hour for plasma donation. The hospitals are often quite choosy when it comes to picking the right specimen and blood samples often undergo rigorous checks to see if they are safe for the transfer to their blood bank.
Sperm donation can bring in about $50 to $100 provided the clinic accepts your samples.They grade your physique on multiple tests and hygiene related yardstick. Once you do get the “go ahead”, it’s easy money.
As for hair, they need to be natural and of a certain size (somewhere around 10-15 cms). They should have traces of chemicals and look as healthy as possible. Hair pays the most out of all three.
Ready for the plunge, Django?
5- Apply for a Car Title Loan
You are short on money but a bad credit score is messing your life up?
A title loan is easy and comes with less hassles. The size of the loan depends upon your car and your ability to repay. All you need to do is drive into one of our Instant Loan branches in Canada, submit your car’s ownership documents and voila, instant money!
Best part, you get to keep your car!
What are you waiting for?
Call us at 1-866-973-5214 and let us help you.